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What a wonderful day it is to be in America. Because today is Tuesday. And you know what that means. It’s time again for…
VIDEO: Brought together in one place, the largest segment in cable television – Trans Tuesday. Well, hey, wait a minute. I’m not Tuesday, I’m Saturday.
You see that because Tuesday thought he was Saturday, because he’s trans.
Well, the stories keep coming. They never stop, because since logic and reason have become secondary, science is what you are ashamed to repeat to your comrades. If only there was a fake vaccine for that. And it’s been filtered out of the media, it’s in academia, government, and now even SpaceX at the Pentagon’s recent Pride event. Yes, a Pride event. Space Force Lieutenant General DeAnna Burt alluded to laws in states that prohibit gender reassignment for minors and how that prevents her from choosing the most qualified candidates.
Space Force Lieutenant General DeAnna Burt: Since January of this year, more than 400 anti-LGBTQ plus laws have been enacted at the state level. That number is rising, showing a trend that could be dangerous for service workers. If a good match for a job does not feel safe. Being myself and performing at my best in a particular location, or if their family could be denied critical health care due to the laws in that state, I am forced to consider another candidate and perhaps less qualified.
It’s an obvious joke, but that’s a space cadet. And most of that space is between her ears. But think about this logic: people will not fight in a war because their feelings can get hurt. It is also emotional manipulation without any basis in reality. It’s like saying, if you really loved me, you’d kill Brian Kilmeade. I mean, it’s true, but it’s also manipulative.
But this gender bending has nothing to do with military readiness, especially in the Space Force. Turning male astronauts into females just makes them take longer to finish. I’m glad many of you didn’t laugh, but it gets weirder. Enter the Associated Press, where their style guide is as coherent as Joe Biden after two shots of NyQuil. They recently updated their style guide and this is how you should talk about human biology in 2023. Quote, Use the term sex assigned at birth instead of biological sex. Yes. Avoid terms such as biological gender along with biological, male, and biological female.
And so every reporter in the English-speaking world is now supposed to pretend that biology is a matter of personal preference because the AP is so much smarter than your obstetrician. Apparently someone assigned your gender to you when you were born and it had nothing to do with your mess. So you win. AP. A penis is just a coincidence and a vagina is always optional. Are you starting to wonder if George Orwell’s 1984 is still being read in our schools and has someone mistaken it for a manual?
We always said: you are perfect the way you are. But that doesn’t create jobs for activists and drug companies. Meanwhile, an eighth grade teacher in England was reportedly caught on tape calling a student despicable for refusing to accept her classmate identifying as a cat. Which begs the obvious question. If her classmate is recognized as a cat, what the hell is she doing at school? Shouldn’t she be stuck in a tree somewhere or go catch mice at the local cobbler’s? Mark my words: If this becomes popular, schools will need genderless litter boxes.
According to the exchange, the teacher told students they would be reported and not welcome at the school if they continued to abide by the science. And if they catch them on the property, they have them spayed and neutered. But you know, if I were those students, I’d identify as mice and then sue the school for being housed with cats. That’s why I’m here.
Which brings me to the ACLU. Here’s how they reacted to the state of Florida’s execution of Dwayne Owen, a monster who raped and murdered multiple women, including a child, nearly 40 years ago. Here’s the ACLU: “The State of Florida has never provided medically necessary gender-affirming care to Dwayne Owen, causing her immense suffering and violation of her right to be free from cruel and unusual punishment during the more than 30 years she has been in custody. . ”
So yes, that makes sense. The man brutally rapes and murders women. But his suffering. His suffering, her suffering was immense. That’s like condemning the police for not treating Jeffrey Dahmer’s indigestion.
This was a man who claimed that one of his murders was somehow related to his seeking a hormone so that he could become a woman. Hell, he could have said, excuse me, I was on my period. But the ACLU was happy to stand up for him rather than his young abused victims or their families. Fortunately, he was executed, and I can happily say, for example, “in your face ACLU.” I hope he suffered as much as you hope he didn’t.
Greg Gutfeld currently serves as host of Gutfeld! (weeknights, 11 p.m.-12 a.m./ET) and co-host of cable news’s highest-rated program The five (weekdays, 5-6pm/ET).
