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Okay. Happy Monday everyone. I’m sorry. He may not be Jack Kennedy. He’s better – a Jacked Kennedy.
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Oh yeah. Oh man. Yes. Almost as torn as I am. That is clearly Democratic presidential hopeful RFK Jr. who looks less like a politician and more like the king of the late night.
Over the weekend, he posted this video with the caption “Getting in shape for my debates with President Biden.” Meanwhile, Biden is gearing up for the same debates.
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Oh yeah. Yes. Well, right now RFK Jr. the only presidential candidate whose polls actually exceed his body fat. Yes of course. I mean, the competition isn’t exactly fierce. The last time Chris Christie took off his shirt, Greenpeace tried to roll it back into the water. Sorry about that, governor. And Gavin Newsom, here’s his workout.
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So you get it. RFK Jr. is indeed different. He is the most muscular member of the Kennedy family since Arnold benched the maid. Anyway, RFK Junior is almost 70, which shows that people age differently. Some look like this at 70 and some look like this at any age.
But RFK comes at a time when America needs it most. We’re bouncing back from the pandemic, and we really mean bouncing. The average American who gained weight during the pandemic gained about 29 pounds during the lockdowns. I couldn’t believe that number either until I realized who threw out the average. But I know 29 pounds, or as they call it in Europe, two and a half Kat Timpfs.
But RFK Jr tweeted that he will urge us as president to exercise that eat right and strengthen our immune system, which sounds hopeless and terrible. Let’s face it, we’re a fat country. We love it.
Still, I can support it, because exercising is one of the few things you can do yourself that stimulates hard effort and success. It’s not like picking stocks or betting on horses, or having your dad involve you in serving on the board of directors of an oil company. We’re not talking about luck here. You get out what you put in. You lift weights in the mirror and say, Well done. That’s why so many young kids avoid trouble when I get them to join a gym. Of course the gym is in my basement. But you get my point. There is simply no substitute for exercise. Well, smoking weed and drinking nothing but coffee is a close second. But that’s neither here nor there.
If you really train, you will get an enviable physique. Like RFK Jr. or even mine. Yes. I know how to laugh. You should see me in a little girl T-shirt.
Take it from me, because I train every day.
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RFK Jr. is smart. He doesn’t destroy Biden’s health, but films his workouts that allow you to destroy him yourself by making the comparison between Captain Ripped and the old dude who currently pulls socks over his shoes. And he also questions much of the Democratic orthodoxy, which is why he has more enemies than Andrew Cuomo in a nursing home.
Just days after RFK made a podcast with Joe Rogan expressing his views on the vaccine, a camera fell behind MD named Dr. Hotez to them, both of them, calling the podcast “misinformation, nonsense and just plain awful”. He said this, you know, because he’s a health expert.
Did we show you who this expert is? Hmm. And here’s a reminder of RFK Jr. Here’s a side by side. So who is the expert on health? No wonder when Hotez was invited to debate RFK, he turned it down as if it were a free gym membership.
Now I wouldn’t mind having a president who pumps iron and still has that discipline. He’s not on Twitter all day or engaging in black tie affairs. The man walks the boats, he hoists, he hunts. Who knew that the most well-rounded candidate was also the most cut? And imagine him winning the White House. How would this man or even this man relate to this? If nothing else, it has to be better than this. I don’t know if he would really make a good president. Who knows? But he couldn’t be worse. I mean, from what I’ve seen, he’s sort of an OG Dem, not hyper-awakened and RFK Jr. has built up his guns while Bidens comes for yours. You like that? And he is willing to question everything. Who does that remind you of? He looks a bit like the guy who came down that escalator six years ago. The only difference? He’s probably taking the stairs.
Greg Gutfeld currently serves as host of Gutfeld! (weeknights, 11 p.m.-12 a.m./ET) and co-host of cable news’s highest-rated program The five (weekdays, 5-6pm/ET).
